Фандомная пародия на "Love Yourself" Джастина Бибера.
Упомянутые фандомы: Пхэн (Дэн Хауэлл/Фил Лестер), Сэптиплайер, Дэстиэль и щепотка Тройлера :З
LYRICS:
For all the ships that you want to sail away
And all the Youtubers that you wish were gay
I'm here to tell you how you're feeling is okay
Just be respectful of them, make no mistake
За все шипы, что ты отправила в плавание
И всех ютьюберов, кто пидоры в твоих мечтах
Я здесь, чтобы сказать: то, что ты чувствуешь - это норма
Только уважай их, не совершай ошибку
And I didn't wanna write a song
'Cause I didn't want anyone thinking I'm obsessed
I'm not but, you keep writing fan smut
And I still keep on reading them
And I just can't help it man because I'm in the fandom
And you still demand them
И я не хотел писать песню
Ибо на кой мне надо, чтоб все думали, шо я сдвинутый
И я адекватнушка, но ты продолжаешь писать порнушку
И я все еще продолжаю ее читать
И просто не могу с этим ничего поделать, потому что я в фандоме
И ты продолжаешь требовать от них большего
My mom thinks I'm crazy 'cause I ship everyone
Mark and Jack, Tyler Oakley, Troye Sivan
And I've been so caught up watching clips
About all these different ships, I've had enough
I'll just watch some Shia Labeouf
Мамка думает, что я совсем уже шизанулся, если шипперю все, что движется
Марк и Джек, Тайлер Окли, Трой Сиван
И я так сильно погряз в видосиках
Про все эти разные шипы, что с меня хватит
Дам-ка я глазам отдохнуть на Шайе Лабафе
'Cause if you like to write fanfics that much
Then homie you should go and ship yourself
And if you think that I'm reading that smut
Then homie you should go and ship yourself
Ибо раз тебе так нравится писать фанфички
Братюнь, иди и шиппери себя
И если думаешь, что я читаю эту нцу
Братишк, иди и шиппери себя
When you told me that you didn't ship Phan
You know the problem wasn't with Phil or Dan
And when you told me that my ship wasn't real
I sure hope you weren't talking about Destiel
Когда ты сказал, что не шипперишь Пхэн
Знаешь, проблемки были не с Филом и не с Дэном
И когда сказал, что мой шип из нот риал
Я понадеюсь, что речь шла не про Дэстиэль
And I didn't wanna write a song
'Cause I didn't want anyone thinking I'm obsessed
I'm not but, you keep writing fan smut
And I still keep on reading them
And I just can't help it man because I'm in the fandom
And you still demand them
И я не хотел писать песню
Ибо нафиг надо, чтоб все думали, шо я сдвинутый
И я нормальный, но ты продолжаешь писать порнушку
И я все еще продолжаю ее читать
И просто не могу с этим ничего поделать, потому что я в фандоме
И ты все еще требуешь большего
My mom thinks I'm crazy 'cause I ship everyone
It gets excessive, but it's all in good fun
And I've been so caught up in my zone
Reading fanfics all alone, I've had enough
So now I'm only reading fluff
Мамка решила, что у меня крыша съехала, раз я шипперю всех подряд
Я мб и перегибаю палку, но зато мне весело
И я так подвис у себя в скорлупке
Читая фф в одиночестве, что с меня хватит
И с этого момента читаю один флафф
'Cause if you like to write fanfics that much
Then homie you should go and ship yourself
And if you think that I'm reading that smut
Then homie you should go and ship yourself
Птмчт если ты так любишь строчить фанфеги
Брат, иди и шиппери себя
И если думаешь, что я читаю это порево
Братан, иди и шиппери себя
For all the times Dan and Phil were being 'smol'
I ship it so hard, I've got pics on my wall
And every time you told me that shipping it was wrong
And acted like it wasn't real all along
За все моменты, когда Дэн и Фил были милее всех щенят
Я их шипперю больше жизни, у меня на стенах пикчи
И за все моменты, когда ты сказал, типа их шипперить неправильно
И вел себя все время, как будто они не тру
'Cause if you like to write fanfics that much
Then homie you should go and ship yourself
And if you think that I'm reading that smut
Then homie you should go and ship yourself
Патамуша если тебе так уж нрав калякать нцу
Чел, иди и шиппери себя
И если думаешь, что я читаю эти извращения
Друг мой, иди и шиппери себя Fandomnaya parody of "Love Yourself" Justin Bieber.
These fandom: Phen (Dan Howell / Phil Lester) Septiplayer, Destiel and pinch Troylera: W
LYRICS:
For all the ships that you want to sail away
And all the Youtubers that you wish were gay
I'm here to tell you how you're feeling is okay
Just be respectful of them, make no mistake
For all the spikes that you sail
And all yutyuberov who fag in your dreams
I am here to say what you feel - is the norm
Only respect them, do not make mistakes
And I did not wanna write a song
'Cause I did not want anyone thinking I'm obsessed
I'm not but, you keep writing fan smut
And I still keep on reading them
And I just can not help it man because I'm in the fandom
And you still demand them
And I do not want to write a song
For the hell I have to think about everything I sho shifted
And I adekvatnushka, but you continue to write porn
And I still continue to read
And I just can not do anything with it, because I am in fandom
And you continue to demand more from them
My mom thinks I'm crazy 'cause I ship everyone
Mark and Jack, Tyler Oakley, Troye Sivan
And I've been so caught up watching clips
About all these different ships, I've had enough
I'll just watch some Shia Labeouf
Nurse thinks I'm already shizanulsya if Schipper everything that moves
Mark and Jack, Tyler Oakley, Troye Sivan
And I have so much mired in vidosikah
Of all these different pins that I've had enough
Dame-ka I rest my eyes on Shaie LaBeouf
'Cause if you like to write fanfics that much
Then homie you should go and ship yourself
And if you think that I'm reading that smut
Then homie you should go and ship yourself
For just as you like to write fanfichki
Bratyun, go yourself and Schipper
And if you think I'm reading this ntsu
Brother, go and Schipper himself
When you told me that you did not ship Phan
You know the problem was not with Phil or Dan
And when you told me that my ship was not real
I sure hope you were not talking about Destiel
When you said that you do not Schipper Phen
Know problemki were not with Phil and Dan
And when he said that the thorn of music Rial
I hope that it was not about Destiel
And I did not wanna write a song
'Cause I did not want anyone thinking I'm obsessed
I'm not but, you keep writing fan smut
And I still keep on reading them
And I just can not help it man because I'm in the fandom
And you still demand them
And I do not want to write a song
For nafig it is necessary to think about everything I sho shifted
And I'm normal, but you continue to write porn
And I still continue to read
And I just can not do anything with it, because I am in fandom
And you're still you demand more
My mom thinks I'm crazy 'cause I ship everyone
It gets excessive, but it's all in good fun
And I've been so caught up in my zone
Reading fanfics all alone, I've had enough
So now I'm only reading fluff
Nurse decided that I moved down the roof, I just Schipper everybody
I mb and go too far, but I have fun
And I'm so freezes in his shell of
Reading FP alone, that I've had enough
And from that moment I read a fluff
'Cause if you like to write fanfics that much
Then homie you should go and ship yourself
And if you think that I'm reading that smut
Then homie you should go and ship yourself
Ptmcht if you are so fond of scribbling fanfegi
Brother, go and Schipper himself
And if you think I'm reading this Gang bang
Bro, go yourself and Schipper
For all the times Dan and Phil were being 'smol'
I ship it so hard, I've got pics on my wall
And every time you told me that shipping it was wrong
And acted like it was not real all along
For all the times when Dan and Phil were dearer all puppies
I Schipper them more life, I on the walls Picchu
And for all the times when you said the wrong type of Schipper
And he behaved all the time, as if they do not rub
'Cause if you like to write fanfics that much
Then homie you should go and ship yourself
And if you think that I'm reading that smut
Then homie you should go and ship yourself
Patamusha if you so temper kalyakat ntsu
Chel, go yourself and Schipper
And if you think I'm reading these distortions
My friend, go and Schipper himself | |
