Текст песни Орден Пледа - Мочи Кота

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1) At the fork of three roads,
Am
Worth Mansion tower,

Dm
In this mansion lives
G7
Mom Dad Jora cat.
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Dad loves the soup hot,
Am
Mom loves dick standing,
Dm
Zhora loves antelope,
G7
For her big ass.

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Cat urine urine leg,
Am
Cat urine incontinence hand
Dm
Cat urine,
G7
While alive.
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Mustache winter ass like a lampshade,
Am
I lay it on someone and what not sad
Dm
I lay it on someone,
G7
And nothing not sad
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And you rock lily of the valley,
Am
Lalala lilies
Dm
B * I will lilies of the valley,
G7
And lapuhi.

2) A buoy on the river rocked
To him swam some uncle
You uncle buoy not spoil
And delifin bite the hand

Chorus:

3) In the middle of the river Don
Floating rubber Balon
And the king of balloons Dodon
Shirt sitting and darning

Chorus:

4) A look through the crack Musketeers
As Dartagnan breaks Maker
Bad you Dartagnan Head
You can not break and tea

Chorus:

5) And I'm standing in the dense forest
Who climbed a tree
And before him tear
Down with tree branches hang over me

Chorus:

6) Papa Carlo sharpened knife
To Pinocchio not brawled
And in the school so as not hooligans
And the girls did not look

Chorus:

7) Aunt Mary at the pond
Freeze knee
A neighbor Aunt Lena
She said she go to the hospital

Chorus:
... And I'm lying on the floor,
And nothing not sad ...

8) First, I danced Alcoy
Then I threw the rag Alcaeus
And I said no Alcaeus
While you're doing massage

Chorus:

8) When I drank lemon cider
I hooked me what that macho
He called to his dacha
And here I thought he was kind!

Chorus:

9) And I bought a bed
To her you do not see
I do not want to hurt you
But you I do not care

Chorus:

10) Do Ataman kazalupa
sticking a huge vinotvka
The pants cartridges packaging
And red sheepskin

Chorus:

11) In the middle of the water surface
Float two what that aunt
and between them in the style of Bras
which floats the Master of Sports

Chorus:

12) Are you looking at the stars
And I was licking your candy
And you're looking at a comet
I licked your Morozhenko!

Chorus:

13) Once a friend at dnyuhu
We brought in a holiday apartment
But our friend was a prankster
In the next room tore jeans

Chorus:

14) In the store naverhuya
I bought a fur coat on top of me
But stand Doha dalnahuya
Doha is not totally warm

Chorus:
..and lapuhiii!